Oh God. The pain is just killing me inside. Its so painful, that I had sleepless nights, uncomfortable mornings and pain-bearing afternoons. I can't sit, I can't stand and what's more lying down.

Introducing a sore eye on the left and a painful stomach. That's just summarised the whole of this week.

And not forgetting, thanks to the tumbling stomach, I've not been shitting properly as well. Now I'm worried and waiting for my payroll to see Mr. Doctor.

Argh. Can anything be better?